Black Mug – "I Don't Crash, I Perform Water Quality Inspections" Funny Inspector Coffee Cup

This glossy black ceramic mug brings a quiet, clever confidence to the everyday coffee ritual. Lightweight but sturdy, it carries a small, witty line in crisp white script that peeks around the curve—an inside joke for those who take pride in doing their job with steady calm. Warm coffee, late reports, or a slow morning—this mug feels familiar in a busy hand and looks striking on a cluttered desk. It’s for someone who enjoys low-key humor and a functional, handsome cup they’ll reach for again and again.

Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic finish in black
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
- C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Lead-, cadmium- and BPA-compliant

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap