"I don't crash. I perform surprise water quality inspections." Hoodie — Funny Watersports Sweatshirt

You know the feeling: you wipe out on a cold river run, laughing through chattering teeth, then pull this hoodie tight and let the warmth do its work. The cheeky line — “I don't crash. I perform surprise water quality inspections.” — lands with everyone who spends weekends chasing waves, wrestling rapids, or flipping off paddle boards. Soft, substantial fabric holds heat and dries faster than a cotton sweatshirt alone, while the roomy pouch pocket and double-lined hood shelter hands and ears as you warm up beside the truck or the campfire. It wears like something earned after a long day on the water: rugged, comfortable, and a little bit funny. Slip it on after a session and trade adrenaline for warmth without losing the grin.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and print-friendly surface
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and stash small gear
- Double-lined, drawstring hood with color-matched cord for added durability and coverage
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTF/DTG compatible printing and optional embroidery placements for durable, custom designs

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed